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Faces of Elijah by Admin and MochaLover.
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Revised: April 2008.


Michael Kaye, "Avalon"
Jules Kaye: What kind of car is that?
Michael Kaye: Crosley!
Jules Kaye: And that one?
Michael Kaye: Nash!
Jules Kaye: Pret-ty good


Barney Snow, "The Bublebee Flies Anyway"
Barney Snow: [writing a note to himself] My name is Barney Snow. I was in a car crash. Red.
[folds the paper and sticks it under a desk lamp, then sighs and removes it]
Barney Snow: Great. I can't even remember my own name, how am I going to remember to look there?


Leo Beiderman, "Deep Impact"
Boy: Hey Leo, now that you're famous you'll get a lot more sex than anyone in your class.
Leo Biederman: Really?


Casey, "The Faculty"
Coach Willis: You're not much into sports.
Casey: I don't think that a person should run unless he's being chased.
Coach Willis: "Being chased." I like that.


Mikey Carver, "The Ice Storm"
Mikey Carver: Because of molecules we are connected to the outside world from our bodies. Like when you smell things, because when you smell a smell it's not really a smell, it's a part of the object that has come off of it, molecules. So when you smell something bad, it's like in a way you're eating it. This is why you should not really smell things, in the same way that you don't eat everything in the world around you because as a smell, it gets inside of you. So the next time you go into the bathroom after someone else has been there, remember what kinds of molecules you are in fact eating.


Wren, "Black and White"
Wren: When you're an adult, you have to kind of know who you are.


Stu, "The War"
Stephen: Lidia hit him in the face with a rock? I think I'm gonna have to have a talk with that girl. Is she doing anything else I should know about?
Stu: Well yeah. She's doing a lot of things. But I don't think you should know about them.


North, "North"
North: Do I need a lawyer?
Winchell: North, this is America. Everybody needs a lawyer


Mark, "The Good Son"
Mark: What if there was this boy... and he did these terrible things because he liked doing them... would you say he was evil?
Alice: I don't believe in evil.
Mark: You should...


Video Game Boy #1, "Back To The Future II"
Marty McFly: [showing the two boys how to play the shoot 'em up video game] Let me show you. I'm a crack shot at this.
[shoots a perfect score with the electronic gun]
Video Game Boy #1: You mean you have to use your hands?
Video Game Boy #2: That's like a baby's toy!


The Artful Dodger, "Oliver Twist"
Oliver: And you Dodger, you're my friend.
The Artful Dodger: Huh! A friend's just an enemy in disguse. You can't trust nobody.

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Mikey, "Chain of Fools"
Mikey: Excuse me, is this chair being used?
Snotty Man: Does it look like it's being used?
Mikey: "Does it look like it's being used?" That's a good one.
[Mikey picks up the chair and smashes the man with it]
Mikey: Now it's being used.


Sean, "Chain of Fools"
Francis: [to Sean] What do you need a formal invitation? Get in the fucking car!


Jones, "All I Want"
Jones: You know, I've been some places - Texas, Delaware, three schools in New Hampshire, Kansas - not everwhere so maybe I'm wrong, but I think you're probably the most beautiful woman in the world.


Frodo Baggins, "The Fellowship of the Ring"
Frodo: You're late.
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.


Frodo Baggins, "The Two Towers"
Frodo: There is no promise you can make that I can trust.


Frodo Baggins, "The Return of the King"
Sam: I'm sorry to wake you, Mr. Frodo. We have to be moving on.
[Slowly Frodo gets up, his voice sounding wearied]
Frodo: It's dark still...
Sam: It's always dark here


Patrick, "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind"
Patrick: You know that girl we did last week? The one with the potatoes.
Stan: That girl? Yeah, that's this guy's girl.
Patrick: Yeah.
Stan: Right... Was. Took care of that.
Patrick: Well uh, I kind of fell in love with her that night.
Stan: What? You little fuck!
Patrick: What?
Stan: She was unconscious, man.
Patrick: Well, she was beautiful and... I stole a pair of her panties as well.
Stan: Jesus!
Patrick: What? It's not like - I mean they were clean and all.
Stan: Don't tell me this stuff! I don't wanna hear this shit!


Kevin, "Sin City"
Marv: I've been framed for murder and the cops are in on it. But the real enemy, the son of a bitch who killed the angel lying next to me, he's out there somewhere, out of sight, the big missing piece that'll give me how and the why and a face and a name and a soul to send screaming into hell.


Matt, "Green Street Hooligans"
Matt Buckner: I've never lived closer to danger, but I've never felt safer. I've never felt more confident, and people could spot it from a mile away. And as for this, the violence? I gotta be honest - it grew on me. Once you've taken a few punches and realize you're not made of glass, you don't feel alive unless you're pushing yourself as far as you can go.


Jonathan, "Everything is Illuminated"
Alex: Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. There are many dangerous people who wanna take things from Americans, and also kidnap them. Good night!