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The Bumblebee Flies Anyway

Barney Snow: My name is Barney Snow. I was in a car crash. Red.

Barney Snow: I'm a blank page, and all that gets written on it is people dying.

Barney Snow: Even through the fog I was living in, the memories of you were most clear. Only you. Cassie, promise me that if a time ever comes that I don't remember any of this, tell me our story.

Chain of Fools

Mikey: Excuse me, is this chair being used?
Snotty Man: Does it look like it's being used?
Mikey: Does it look like it's being used? That's a good one.
[Mikey picks up the chair and smashes the man with it] Mikey: Now it's being used.

Mickey: Who are you?
Hitman: I'm the Hitman, who are you?
Mickey: I'm the hitman.

Deep Impact

Boy: Hey Leo, now that you're famous you'll get a lot more sex than anyone in your class.
Leo Biederman: Really?

Everything Is Illuminated

Jonathan: I'm a vegetarian.
Alex: You're a what?
Jonathan: I don't eat meat.
Alex: How can you not eat meat?
Jonathan: I just don't.
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Russian] He says he does not eat meat.
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Russian] What?
Alex: No meat?
Jonathan: No meat.
Alex: Steak?
Jonathan: No...
Alex: Chickens!
Jonathan: No...
Alex: And what about the sausage?
Jonathan: No, no sausage, no meat!
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Russian] He says he does not eat any meat.
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Russian] Not even sausage?
Alex: [to Grandfather, in Russian] I know!
Grandfather: [to Alex, in Russian] What is wrong with him?
Alex: What is wrong with you?
Jonathan: Nothing, I just don't eat meat!

Jonathan: I'm distressed by dogs.
Alex: [in Russian to Grandfather] He is afraid of dogs.
Grandfather: [in Russian to Alex] Bullshit. No one is afraid of dogs.

Alex: You make sex often with American girl?
Jonathan: Not really.
Alex: What is mean by "not really?"
Jonathan: I'm not a priest, but I'm not John Holmes either.
Alex: I have heard of this John Holmes. He has premium penis.
Jonathan: Yes, he did.
Alex: Everyne in Ukraine has penis like that.
Jonathan: Even the women?
Alex: You make joke, yes?
Jonathan: Yes.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Patrick: You know that girl we did last week? The one with the potatoes.
Stan: That girl? Yeah, that's this guy's girl.
Patrick: Yeah.
Stan: Right... Was. Took care of that.
Patrick: Well uh, I kind of fell in love with her that night.
Stan: What? You little fuck!
Patrick: What?
Stan: She was unconscious, man.
Patrick: Well, she was beautiful and... I stole a pair of her panties as well.
Stan: Jesus!
Patrick: What? It's not like - I mean they were clean and all.
Stan: Don't tell me this stuff! I don't wanna hear this shit!

Patrick: Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies.
Stan: Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties.

The Faculty

Casey: I don't believe a person should run unless he's being chased.

Casey: It must really blow being you.

Casey: Pretty cool human being when you're not being a first class, grade A bitch.

Casey: Mrs. Brummel wigged out in the shower and then we found her body in the faculty closet.

Casey: I don't need a shrink! I know what I saw.

Flipper

Sandy Ricks: I've been smoking up a storm. Uncle Porter lets me drink all the beer i want, he also knows a lot of loose women.

Sandy Ricks: What do you want? I'm from Chicago, it's not like there were street signs.

Forever Young

Daniel: Are you Nat Cooper?
Nat Cooper: It's the dead guy!
[Felix runs in to the hallway, and also sees Daniel]
Felix: It's the dead guy!

Nat Cooper: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, when skies are gray. You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away.
Alice's Father: Is this some kind of prank?
Nat Cooper: No, sir. No, sir this is very serious. My name is Nat Cooper and I'm in love with your daughter.
Alice's Father: Nat... go home.

The Good Son

Mark: What if there was this boy, and he did these terrible things because he liked doing them, would you say he was evil?
Alice: I don't believe in evil.
Mark: You should.

Mark: Henry is gone, and the rest of us are safe, but sometimes, late at night, I find myself thinking, not about Henry, but about Susan and wondering. If she had it to do over, would she make the same choice? I guess I'll always wonder. But I know I'll never ask.

Mark: I can handle it.
Alice: Why?
Mark: Because when you make a promise when something is your fault.
Alice: What did you do?
Mark: I let someone die.

Green Street Hooligans

Matt Buckner: Pete's life taught me there's a time to stand your ground, his death taught me there's a time to walk away. I cannot thank him, but I can live in a way that would honour him.

Matt Buckner: I've never lived closer to danger, but I've never felt safer. I've never felt more confident, and people could spot it from a mile away. And as for this, the violence? I gotta be honest - it grew on me. Once you've taken a few punches and realize you're not made of glass, you don't feel alive unless you're pushing yourself as far as you can go.

Matt Buckner: I'm forever blowing bubbles, Pretty bubbles in the air, They fly so high, They reach the sky, And like my dreams they fade and die, Fortunes always hiding, I've looked every where, I'm forever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the air

Matt Buckner: The good thing was not knowing that your friends had your back, but knowing that you had your friends's back.

Matt Buckner: Look I don't want any trouble! GSE? I don't know anything about the GSE, I'm just a tourist!

Matt Buckner: Look who's talking, you ran into another fucking country after mum died.

The Adventures of Huck Finn

Huck Finn: So kick off yer shoes, if yer wearin' em', and git ready for a spit-lickin' good time!

Huck Finn: Ah, Hells Bells, Jim, I almost puked up my livers!

Huck Finn: And she got to talking about this, and about that, and blah-di, blah-di, blah until I wanted to wring her scrawny little neck! But by and by, she got to talkin' about the murder.

Huck Finn: They were real nice, once they decided not to kill me.

The Ice Storm

Mikey Carver: Because of molecules we are connected to the outside world from our bodies. Like when you smell things, because when you smell a smell it's not really a smell, it's a part of the object that has come off of it, molecules. So when you smell something bad, it's like in a way you're eating it. This is why you should not really smell things, in the same way that you don't eat everything in the world around you because as a smell, it gets inside of you. So the next time you go into the bathroom after someone else has been there, remember what kinds of molecules you are in fact eating.

Mikey Carver: I'm not good at math, just Geometry, like you know when they say two squared, you think two times two equals four, but really they really mean a square, Its really space its not numbers its space and its perfect space, But only in your head, because you can't draw a perfect square in a material world. In your mind, you can have a perfect square, you know?

North

North: Do I need a lawyer?
Winchell: North, this is America. Everybody needs a lawyer.

North: Winchell, I've got exactly 10 minutes to find my parents and if you don't tell me where they are, I'll show you how the summer's broadened me you little asshole!

Try Seventeen

Jones: My mother, she was deep into all of it - booze, pills, everything she could get her hands on. I was born 10 weeks premature. By the time the doctors discovered the bone disease, it was too late to treat properly. I've been suffering since before I was born.

North: You know, I've been some places - Texas, Delaware, three schools in New Hampshire, Kansas - not everwhere so maybe I'm wrong, but I think you're probably the most beautiful woman in the world.

The War

Stu: For what? To get our hopes up? To promise us we was gunna have a big house with a tire swing, vanity, and a picket fence, and then just leave, again? What the hell kinda loused up angel is that? We're his home ma. The stupid lord can have him later. Why? Why does he have to take evrything, bad enough our home and all our things. Why'd he have take my daddy? What did I do so wrong that he had to take my daddy?

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